Consequences

We have been learning a lot about consequences in our house lately.

For example;

Puppy has learnt that if she craps on the floor or chews my boots, then she will get a kick in the backside.

Benjamin has learnt that if he bites the puppy, the puppy will bite him harder & faster than he can.

Jacob has learnt that if you blow bubbles while eating solids, daddy looks funny covered in apple custard or pumpkin mash.

So, what life lessons have I learnt from this?

Never crap in my own backyard.

There is always a bigger bite awaiting me when I least expect it.

and finally,

Laugh like a drain when something is genuinely funny