BENJAMINISMS

You're boofidal mummy

Me can't, I have broken hands

Ohhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn

Mummy sit down, daddy stand up

I cannot believe it

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Silly beybee

I luff you

I miss you mummy, byeeeeeee

I go now

Me want marshmellows

Turn my channel

So, as you can see, our boy has a few favourite phrases. For those of you who, (A) Read this nonsense, (B) Think you know us, or (C) Just want to have a crack at it, please leave us a comment with the correct translation & the context of his phrase.
You never know, we may even find a prize or two. More NZ candy to our international audience???